[HappyBirthday (丸ちゃん。)] GIFT!! 2 (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
#377871 - There once was an old lady named 'Lil' She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill! They found her vagina in North Carolina, And bits of her tits in Brazil! A pirate, history relates Was scuffling with some of his mates When he slipped on a cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates A randy marsupial named Reeves Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees When they'd asked him for money He'd say Listen honey A koala eats bushes and leaves.